not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
I’m a bastard. And before you make any smart comments, I mean the fatherless kind.
Alistair Theirin??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Alistair Theirin spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Alistair Theirin scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal
attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn
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i’m looking forward to the ENTIRE game not just the ROMANCES i care about the REAL STUFF such as COLLECTING BOG POOP FOR CRAFTING and CLEANING UP AFTER MY MOUNT and HOPPING OVER AS MANY ROCKS AS POSSIBLE SO THAT VARRIC AND THE IRON BULL AND CASSANDRA WILL HAVE TO DO THE SAME BEHIND ME ACROSS THE COUNTRYSIDE boing boing boing and all the SERIOUS INQUISITOR BUSINESS that REAL inquisitors care about so MAKE WAY extremely SERIOUS INQUISITOR coming through